Huge increase in Internet pornography!

Less than 18 years ago, in episode two of "The Office", David Brent typed "sex fetish" into a search engine and obtained 2230 results.

A few minutes ago, purely for research purposes, I typed it into a search engine and got 269 MILLION hits.

The world is going to hell in a handcart.

I shall be writing to my MP to complain about everything I find on every one of those pages.

They probably already go on them anyway .

'Research purposes'

That's what Pete Townshend said...!

Who?

Well, I can't search for anything on Twitter without having something impossibly long being shoved in my face...and those days are LONG gone, thank you VERY much. Every scroll of the mouse wheel brings a fresh bunch of whoppers...and, no, it's not because I've just searched for 'massive penis'. That would be silly. Anyway, 'cock' or 'dick gets better results. OOHH MATRON!!

Saucy. :P