Dwarf Fredo Garfunkel is once again before the courts for hitting someone
JUDGE:
If he's not here in 5 minutes I intend to issue a warrant!
LAWYER:
My clients is here you honour, he's in the dock they just forget to bring his stool... ah there we go
JUDGE
Mr Garfunkel I can see by your record that you are a habitual offender, who has shown no signs of either contrition nor a desire to change your attitude
FREDO
So what f**k off!
LAWYER
If I can beg the courts pardon my client has Tourette's
JUDGE
It says here that your client is only 10 years old?
LAWYER
That's correct your honour
JUDGE
Your client may be small sir but even I can see from here that he's at least in his late 30's
LAWYER
He's a Leap Year baby sir, technically he's ten
JUDGE
So how does he plead?
FREDO
F**k off dickhead I'm pleading to nothing!
LAWYER
Not guilty your honour
JUDGE
Do you think it prudent for the court order a psychiatric examination of your client?
LAWYER
That won't be necessary your honour, my clients had several
JUDGE:
Several?
LAWYER
Yes your honour
JUDGE
And what were their findings?
LAWYER
Well after haven taken into account his first name and his surname along with the fact that he's a dwarf with Tourettes and a bad temper who is openly gay and legally only ten years old their opinions only differ slightly
JUDGE
Then what would you say were their general findings?
LAWYER
That there is no way that its all his fault that he gets into so many fights, he's a walking pun
JUDGE
I can see their point
FREDO
F**k off
