A useless stand up - Viz style

I was thinking of giving Tranzfiction more variety
What do peeps think of the script before its drawn

Badly dressed comedian, Attempting 'Tony Clifton' vibe- small venue with stroppy audience, single spot light.

'Bought some loo paper yesterday. It was double the price of other stuff. But cheaper than having a Claridges adventure,... if you get the connection.
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do people really go to all the trouble of substituting brass taps when they nick the gold ones ?

[No reaction from audience ]

Useful perk to keep in mind if your ever invited to a plumbing sleep over ...or offenders rehabilitation program.

[Audience going to sleep]

[Louder -]
So what was different about this paper - Was it triple ply, embossed with the royal crest, Short quotes of though for the day in flamboyant script? Perhaps the answer to some quiz question nobody has yet though of asking. ?

[Looks around ]

Nope.
It was just silky smooooth. Very nice to touch. Like a silk tie in fact. Quite durable too.

I thought about wearing it tonight but that would have been a touch formal.

White tie...

Makes a good dickie bow, ..shot of metallic spray paint. - dress to impress is what I say. ...

[Slight snikker from crowd ]

Not happy about the sello tape of course...

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Id have preferred elastic....

Boos

Tony trips leaving the stage

Is it Viz style in the Beckettian style of Drunken Bakers -- so it's gloomy but very clever?

Thank you Kenneth, a double at the bar for you

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Drawn - Rubbish eh ?

Love it. You, my friend, have real talent.

Quote: Will Cam @ 6th June 2018, 11:17 PM

Love it. You, my friend, have real talent.

I thank you brave Will
Now I need something actually funny to follow up.
Suppose I should post on the collab section.
Prblem is peeps are nervous about queer stuff.

Quote: Will Cam @ 6th June 2018, 11:17 PM

Love it. You, my friend, have real talent.

He certainly does!

Thank you Mr Beaks

Love the illustrations; mystified by the script.

Too difficult innit - too much unexplained between the references. I will try and reword it
Thank you.