Hey everybody

What's news?

NEWS? 0 degrees, 90 degrees, 270 degrees and 180 degrees on the compass.

Howdy and welcome!

The news is shite as always bro' .. but it's fine in here .. got any stash? No? Mmm.. you sure 'bout dat..

Welcome!

Isn't it why they say
No news is good news because all the news you do hear is shite.
I was on the bus the other day sat on a newspaper and some chap asked me if I was reading it.
I said I am actually I've just swallowed a glass eye.

Yo

Welcome :) with the decline in British journalism it's a good question. Wasn't there a law passed a few years ago that meant the media became essentially self regulating because that would explain why the standards seem to have fallen.

Still, got to laugh haven't you!

Quote: Rigs @ 19th April 2018, 9:07 PM

Isn't it why they say
No news is good news because all the news you do hear is shite.
I was on the bus the other day sat on a newspaper and some chap asked me if I was reading it.
I said I am actually I've just swallowed a glass eye.

:D Not sure I would fancy reading a paper that someone is sitting on. Maybe for another purpose in an emergency.