I remember the alternate version we sang 50 years ago to the Clampetts song.

Now here's the story of a man named Ged
Couldn't find a toilet so he shit behind the shed
Couldn't find no paper, so he wiped it on the graaAAaasss
Then along came granny and shot him up the ass.

Hole that is

Some of my favourite themes in no particular order:
1. The Strange World Of Gurney Slade (very good to listen to when walking down the street)
2. Dinnerladies (especially the full version with lyrics, very poignant)
3. Going Straight
4. You Rang, M'Lord?
5. Men Behaving Badly
6. Take My Hand from Toast Of London
7. Detectorists
8. Bread (makes a cracking alarm)
9. The Goodies
10. Get Some In!

You can't beat a good comedy theme tune