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My friend's so desperate to become a centrefold, she's tearing her hair out.

Kind Hearts & Corsets; The Man In The Birthday Suit; The Titfeel Thunderbolt; Passport To Quimlicker.

Sexual Ealing.

Metal singer f**ks his kid despite having a sore penis. Bruised Dickinson.

I took my daughter to an early learning centre but it was closed by 9AM.

I caught a flesh eating disease...
Cannibalism.

I couldn't go down the M1 unless I answered a riddle... It's those new motorway trolls.

My wife and sister said they're obsessed with Sister Sledge. I said, 'It's OK: We are family'.
My dad said he's obsessed with Frankie Goes to Holliwood. I said, 'It's OK: Relax.'
My brother said he's obsessed with One Direction. I said, 'F**k off.'

Quote: gappy @ 7th January 2018, 11:18 AM

Kind Hearts & Corsets; The Man In The Birthday Suit; The Titfeel Thunderbolt; Passport To Quimlicker.

Sexual Ealing.

:D

I dated one of The Three Degrees. Acute girl, not obtuse, voice of an angle.

How does a matador take his coffee? Au lait.

Which bird puts its dick in keyholes? Jackdaw.

As Frankie MP it would appear I may have been elevated to the house..

That's heavy!

No it's not, it's a light house..

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 27th January 2018, 11:43 AM

I dated one of The Three Degrees. Acute girl, not obtuse, voice of an angle.

Right...

I dated an italic, but it wasn't my type.

I was explaining directions to the stadium. It didn't understand me.

Testicular studies? What a load of bollocks.

Quote: John M @ 3rd February 2018, 7:30 PM

Testicular studies? What a load of bollocks.

Castration leftovers?