Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 13th September 2017, 11:03 PMIt's nice to know comedy is alive and well on the BCG.
Where?
Who do you fancy? Page 1,279
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 7th September 2017, 2:40 PMI would.
Nice knockers and it's a shame Lorraine doesn't have Hillarys as the sponsor advert anymore because that cleavage followed by "beau, beau, beautiful day" would have been the ultimate start to the day.
Obviously from an equality point of view her tits shouldn't mean anything so what of it?
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 13th September 2017, 11:03 PMIt's nice to know comedy is alive and well on the BCG.
Praise from Cesar 
Quote: Will Cam @ 13th September 2017, 11:22 PMWas she a right beach?
*laughs at own joke.
My wife thinks she's a beach. I said, Are you shore?
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 14th September 2017, 6:39 AMMy wife thinks she's a beach. I said, Are you shore?
It just gets better 
.......................(you've already done the "Are you shaw joke")
My wife thinks she's George Bernard.
Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 14th September 2017, 12:19 AMPraise from Cesar
Like, woof man. Diggin' those canine vibes, yeah. 
Stockard Channing = rockhard slamming
Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 15th October 2017, 12:55 PMStockard Channing = rockhard slamming
Almost like a younger Elizabeth Taylor - although this was probably about 30 years ago.
I just read, 'Great news for guys everywhere: Selma Gomez is single!' This one always cracks me up... So there's hope now. Our chances have radically risen have they?
Clive Owen <3
He seems to have a nasty little scratch on his head.
Quote: Chappers @ 2nd December 2017, 4:23 PMHe seems to have a nasty little scratch on his head.
I would nurse him back to health any day.
Lewis Collins. It's a little known fact he passed selection for the SAS but it was blocked by top brass who said a high profile actor joining would bring unwanted attention to the regiment.
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I always fancy my wife.