Feel the force you think you control that pen

You think you control that pen , that one mistroke on a keyboard or pencil of luke i ame your father . No! Could you backspace a great line?

You must believe have faith in yourself , anger rejection these are the dark sides i see anger hate

Hope courage good will hunting these are the thoughts to stop second thoughts. You think you control that pen that keyboard think again let go of the hate

Wax on wax off, grasshopper?

Quote: comedywriter dude @ 1st October 2017, 11:31 AM

You think you control that pen , that one mistroke on a keyboard or pencil of luke i ame your father . No! Could you backspace a great line?

You must believe have faith in yourself , anger rejection these are the dark sides i see anger hate

Hope courage good will hunting these are the thoughts to stop second thoughts. You think you control that pen that keyboard think again let go of the hate

Oh brilliant.

At last we have a poetry thread.

Wednesday was a pineapple segment,
Yellow until the dream drops she added turned it into indigo
And the awe on the head of my terrapin in the light bulb was a joy to behold
Except such moments can never be held as in holding.

"Yes indeed" said the whisperers, "the litmus paper turns red but only with figs".
They might have added "and just on Tuesdays".
So then drippily we had six days of watching turtles in the shade,
And a quadrant - or was it two? - of all our fantasies unfolding.

There's a little yellow idol to the north of Katmandu.
And the wind blows up the chimney just the same.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 3rd October 2017, 5:13 PM

Oh brilliant.

At last we have a poetry thread.

Wednesday was a pineapple segment,
Yellow until the dream drops she added turned it into indigo
And the awe on the head of my terrapin in the light bulb was a joy to behold
Except such moments can never be held as in holding.

"Yes indeed" said the whisperers, "the litmus paper turns red but only with figs".
They might have added "and just on Tuesdays".
So then drippily we had six days of watching turtles in the shade,
And a quadrant - or was it two? - of all our fantasies unfolding.

I'll have some of what he had.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 3rd October 2017, 5:13 PM

Oh brilliant.

At last we have a poetry thread.

Wednesday was a pineapple segment,
Yellow until the dream drops she added turned it into indigo
And the awe on the head of my terrapin in the light bulb was a joy to behold
Except such moments can never be held as in holding.

"Yes indeed" said the whisperers, "the litmus paper turns red but only with figs".
They might have added "and just on Tuesdays".
So then drippily we had six days of watching turtles in the shade,
And a quadrant - or was it two? - of all our fantasies unfolding.

Wow your funny lmfao wednesday was a pineapple segment.

Spilt my drink thats very witty and smart

Quote: A Horseradish @ 3rd October 2017, 5:13 PM
Oh brilliant.

At last we have a poetry thread.

Wednesday was a pineapple segment,

That was really smart and hit gut funny ha brilliant ur good

Quote: A Horseradish @ 3rd October 2017, 5:13 PM

Oh brilliant.

At last we have a poetry thread.

Wednesday was a pineapple segment,
Yellow until the dream drops she added turned it into indigo
And the awe on the head of my terrapin in the light bulb was a joy to behold
Except such moments can never be held as in holding.

"Yes indeed" said the whisperers, "the litmus paper turns red but only with figs".
They might have added "and just on Tuesdays".
So then drippily we had six days of watching turtles in the shade,
And a quadrant - or was it two? - of all our fantasies unfolding.

Your very good respect i dont think i laughed so quick in a long time the first 3 talkin and popped it ha ha that was robin williams type stuff

Readin didnt expect bang impressive

Quote: A Horseradish @ 3rd October 2017, 5:13 PM

Oh brilliant.

At last we have a poetry thread.

Wednesday was a pineapple segment,
Yellow until the dream drops she added turned it into indigo
And the awe on the head of my terrapin in the light bulb was a joy to behold
Except such moments can never be held as in holding.

"Yes indeed" said the whisperers, "the litmus paper turns red but only with figs".
They might have added "and just on Tuesdays".
So then drippily we had six days of watching turtles in the shade,
And a quadrant - or was it two? - of all our fantasies unfolding.

Ill keep an eye out on ur stuff that was very funny

Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 2nd October 2017, 3:10 PM

Wax on wax off, grasshopper?

No actually been trying to work off ghost movie ghost bit bit of fine tuning

Ghost movie was inspiration

Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 2nd October 2017, 3:10 PM

Wax on wax off, grasshopper?

Yeah i been tryin to think of karate kid bit for years to hard without it being terrible

I did have an idea of a sketch of mr miagi running surfboard shop wax on wax off but it would b a sketch i do stand up wont work

It just doesnt work stand up was thinking imagine if daniel laroso was in point break wax on wax off the surf board theres something ther maybe u can do it theres a stand up line there somwher but i cant find it .mr miagi surfboard waxing keaune reeves or something be great bit cant get it but in my scrap book no this come from movie ghost

PLEASE SORT THIS OUT AARON! IT'S HURTING MY BRAIN!

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