'Price is Right' contestant jerks off to feathers. Come on down.

Robbie Williams tried anal with a bull. Come on dung.

If you get two wanks off Limahl, do you cadge a goo goo?

I've been trying to invent a new sustainable building material - I've come up with a few ideas, but nothing concrete.

What's the difference between cheese and men? Cheese can mature.

I bet Newsjack wouldn't accept this one.

'Ere Corporal. what's up with the sergeant today?'
'He's got his knickers in a twist'

Internet forums are like teenagers' undies. Some threads may be sticky.

All this self-deprecation, it really gets me down.

The blurb to the SpongeBob movie says, 'Will Spongebob be able to get everything back to normal'? SpongeBob is an animated sea / kitchen sponge with a human face living in a submerged pineapple and capable of speech, thought and bouncing around. I think his credentials for creating normailty are a tad dubious.

I just got an uwanted Monty Python sketch in my inbox. Must be Spam.

Where do the flashers meet up?

At the hang out...

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My dad has a penis growing on his head, but he keeps it under his hat.

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He gets nervous at the drop of a hat.

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Where do the flashers meet up?

At the hang out...

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Flashers are honest, they get it out in the open.

The lighthouse keeper who was arrested for flashing at boats...

I jerked off to Tom and Jerry. It was the cat that got the cream.