The BCG bar. Page 49

Will they be sharing the divvy between them or giving it to you?

Nah, not going to the bar as am on me way home now - I'm sure Arfur or Terry will treat you if you're hard up.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ 16th January 2017, 10:30 AM

My family and friends have all chipped in and bought me a pre-paid funeral. I am not sure how to react to the gift - I can't say it's what I've always wanted..

..I'll have a half of mild if you're on your way to the bar..

Ooooooh, Matron !!!

I managed to delete my post due to being all thumbs.. Teary

Bit out of sorts today but there you go!!

Now I'm going to look at right dick.................watch it!

A right dick?! Is that opposed to a left hanger?! :P

From my days in the tailoring trade many, many, many years ago, the majority of men dressed left, but I as someone special dress right. :D

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 16th January 2017, 12:16 PM

Now I'm going to look at right dick.................watch it!

"at" ? Freudian slip ?

Quote: billwill @ 17th January 2017, 1:17 AM

"at" ? Freudian slip ?

Not really - me old man's such a work of art I can't stop staring at it. :D

I dunno for a vicar you spend a long time in the pub.

Your church wanted a vicar full of fire and brimstone - not mild and bitter!

Ble.....B....Blesh you my shon, I (hic)........... I (hic)...........bles......no, jush shed dat......... I (hic)..........well somon.........someone ash to lo.....loo.......looook aftersh der f**kin' parishhhhioners as der........... I (hic)............as ders nones in der blood..... I (hic) bloody church...............fank............fank you, mine'sh a dub....double..........................

Who'sh for a shing shong!?!?!.............................."We plows sher feelds an...................."

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 18th January 2017, 11:50 AM

Not really - me old man's such a work of art I can't stop staring at it. :D

What's wrong with your left one?

Card is filling up since we had a political party reunion knees-up last night...................talk about a load of piss artists!

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Was that the Whigs?

Who said I was wearing a syrup?! I'll punch their lights out. Angry

Not me bro, I am just in to wet me whistle.. Whistling nnocently