Quote: Godot Taxis @ 6th December 2016, 5:06 PM

Don't know about that but the firery red of my ballbag is really lifting her complexion.
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It was a speaking with a plum in the mouth joke

By George I'm not surprised no one got it

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 6th December 2016, 5:06 PM

As soneone memorably once said about Frederick the Great: who would be loved if he could be feared and hated, yet still enjoy his lust, eat well and play the flute?

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He changed his name to Steve the great and he still posts here from time to time

AGUEROUT.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 6th December 2016, 5:18 PM

As for Sanchez, he remains the person I hate most in football, across all teams, divisions and countries. I just can't stand him and if he'd done that step over and chip in front of me I'd have hammered his gigolo face into his teapot shaped body, the f**king rubbery chicken-gravy-coloured musclebound midget prick.

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After what he did to last week's points totals, I don't think you've gone far enough there.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 6th December 2016, 5:30 PM

It was a speaking with a plum in the mouth joke

By George I'm not surprised no one got it

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I got it Steve. You'll be hearing from Ofcom soon.

I shouldn't have got involved

Thanks for the drop Aguero tip though.
Just bought Kane in before the inevitable 0-0 at Old Trafford

Kudos to Ross for quietly moving from bottom position to 5th with only 8 transfers.

Thanks for the 0-0 tip, Steve.

Stylee.

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Quote: Godot Taxis @ 6th December 2016, 5:18 PM

As for Sanchez, he remains the person I hate most in football, across all teams, divisions and countries. I just can't stand him and if he'd done that step over and chip in front of me I'd have hammered his gigolo face into his teapot shaped body, the f**king rubbery chicken-gravy-coloured musclebound midget prick.

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After what he did to last week's points totals, I don't think you've gone far enough there.

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I was hoping you berks would all captain him, but you're not stupid, are you?

Since the only live games I go to these days are Arsenal I can't avoid watching him, although to be fair he's so small you can't really see him from the stands.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 8th December 2016, 10:50 PM

I shouldn't have got involved

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Quote: Godot Taxis @ 6th December 2016, 5:06 PM

Is that it? Still just us three? Gerry doing a 'Don' and leading but not posting? Is his new job the Golf Sale man? Can't get to a computer?

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I'd like to take this chance to apologise... to absolutely nobody. The two-time champion does what the f**k he wants!

Hmm. I may have actually overvalued Gerry's contribution to this thread.

Isn't the 'two-time champion' Steve?

Still a long way to go but I've a talent for picking players who are ending great form patches.

I wouldn't worry, you'll come back.

It's bingo anyway - talent doesn't come into it. I'm only trying to win so I can denounce it all as a lottery. At the moment it looks like sour grapes.

I sold Firmino for Erikson and Gerry sold him for Lallana. Both players got 19pts (two goals and an assist and 3 bonus points). You see, it's bingo.

Currently I am a trifle disappointed.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 17th December 2016, 6:55 AM

Currently I am a trifle disappointed.

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Well you will buy those Tesco Everyday Value ones - I did warn you there wasn't so much fruit and cream in them, so you have only got yourself to blame.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 17th December 2016, 9:23 AM

Well you will buy those Tesco Everyday Value ones - I did warn you there wasn't so much fruit and cream in them, so you have only got yourself to blame.

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But I am a poor pensioner who is a long way away from pension age.

And they are only £1.25 on Strawberry Thursdays.

Less if I do a passable impression of a footballer with my trolley every week.

I was Nathan Redmond two days ago and was awarded one for 70p.

What in the mush?

( you wait, it won't be long before one of the super-clique arses tells us to ONLY use this thread for football chat)