Politically correct - Trump voter jokes

I have just realized that a whole genre of jokes that became politically incorrect and unusable can now be resurrected as politically correct!

Why don't trump voters put ice in their drinks?
They have forgotten the recipe!

How do you keep a Trump voter busy for hours?
Give them a piece of paper with PTO written on both sides!

Did you hear about the Trump voter who hijacked a submarine?
They demanded a million dollars and a parachute!

How many Trump voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
No one knows - trailers have tube lights...

What is the difference between a Trump voters wedding, and a Trump voters funeral?

There's one less bigot...

What do you call a Trump voter with an IQ of 10?

Gifted...

Why did the Trump voting couple stop at nine children?

They heard that one in ten babies born in America is a Mexican...

Why aren't Trump voters worried about Trump pressing the nuclear button?

They know he'll only nuke goddamn foreigners!

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Why aren't Trump voters worried about his immigration policy?

They know he only wants to keep out goddamn foreigners!

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Why aren't Trump voters worried about him upsetting people?

They know he only upsets goddamn foreigners!

Hahaa, that is hilarious. You know what... Donald Trump these days is praying of end of the elections as soon as possible so he will get some relief :). BTW, nailed that one of "nine children".

Only two things in life are certain - Death and Taxes...Unless your name is Trump...

How does Donald Trump greet cat lovers..?

He grabs them by the pussy...

When I had genital warts Donald Trump grabbed me by my pussy, bits.