Newer than new

I'm just a guy with a head full of funnies. I hope all; most; some; any of it is funny to anyone other than myself. I'm in Asia at the mo' and although all the people laugh when I read my stuff they can't understand English so I don't know what to think.

I sat down this morning and wrote a couple of thousand words. Is it OK to paste it HERE? I don't care if people use it. It's free for anyone.

Very poor form no one saying hello to a newbie, so welcome fancycarp.

Sorry, hello fancycarp.

It's better if you post in showcase or critique, but you do as you feel fit.