Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 16th May 2016, 12:25 PM BSTStill one game to go
Anything could happen
Curse you and your despicable larfwaffle tactics. That wasn't a 109 you flew in the closing weeks, that was a doodlebug. 
I'm going cheat from now on too and...
Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ 21st May 2016, 4:40 PM BST
...as well.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 21st May 2016, 6:55 PM BSTCurse you and your despicable larfwaffle tactics. That wasn't a 109 you flew in the closing weeks, that was a doodlebug.
...as well.
All I'm hearing is "Well Played you tactical genius"
So cheers for that Alf.
Didn't expect much from my bench boost chip but it's bit harsh having three non-players. Moral is don't play it on the last day of the season... (not that that was deliberate).
I can't really say anything meaningful about the season - just glad it's over - but that's nothing to do with you guys.
Congratulations to Steve for winning the clique, and by a margin. He hasn't mentioned it but his points tally puts him in the top ten thousand in the world which is a fantastic achievement. Well done sir.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ 22nd May 2016, 11:00 AM BSTDidn't expect much from my bench boost chip but it's bit harsh having three non-players. Moral is don't play it on the last day of the season... (not that that was deliberate).
I can't really say anything meaningful about the season - just glad it's over - but that's nothing to do with you guys.
Congratulations to Steve for winning the clique, and by a margin. He hasn't mentioned it but his points tally puts him in the top ten thousand in the world which is a fantastic achievement. Well done sir.
I know my H2H win pales into insignificance, but a little mention would ease the pain. 
(I did beat a German after all in the last week by the skin of my teeth 
)
And thanks for the tip for next season.
Well done all that won! I had my worst season in the last five after finishing 3,188th overall last year.
Time for a Jose-style comeback!
Congrats to Herc on his title, and to Steve again on his Clique win.
Advance warning to Steve though, I probably won't play next season and will take a breather, but I seem to be lucky for you when I'm around.
I see Alf as a genuine contender again next season. He did really well in an unpredictable season, and next season will be even more unpredictable with all the manager changes.
This season was fun though - apart from Aguero's 5 against the Toon. Thanks to everyone for sticking with it, and the banter.
Thank you George, but I think I need to concentrate on winning the Clique next season to get respect on the street innit. I've learnt a lot in my first year, know what I mean bruv.
BCG Clique Final table
# Team Manager GW TOT
1 Crian Blough Stephen Sunshine 50 2,259
2 Longhamton Wanderers Alf Kipper 28 2,207
3 Lions Leap Tonight Gerry McDonnell 61 2,182
4 Sack The Boss Anton Russell 36 2,164
5 mumsnetted Godot Taxis 50 2,154
6 Shingle Street Utd. Hercules Grytpype Thynne 44 2,104
7 Hard Daze Knights George Kaplan 59 2,078
8 Bristols Daniel Shakir 44 2,039
9 poseiDON ? adventure Ron Dushmore 43 2,028
10 TooOrangeyForCrows Mr Splodge 51 2,024
11 Uproar & Tumoil Dan Sweryt 29 1,997
12 Deportivo La Turista S TT 42 1,960
13 Horseradish Legbiter Horse Radish's Dad 31 1,952
14 Yossarian United Ross Salvage 38 1,885
Head-to-Head League
# Team W D L + Pts
1 Shingle Street Utd. 23 1 14 2,104 70
2 FC MUC 23 1 14 2,011 70
3 Hard Daze Knights 22 1 15 2,078 67
4 Horseradish Legbiter 21 0 17 1,952 63
5 LoudEnigma2356777 19 1 18 2,199 58
6 Drops of jupiter 18 2 18 2,016 56
7 Bristols 18 1 19 2,039 55
8 Uproar & Tumoil 18 1 19 1,997 55
9 LIMAerpool 16 0 22 2,060 48
10 Al Faris Team 15 3 20 1,999 48
11 Red Devils 15 1 22 1,825 46
12 Average 14 0 24 1,790 42
Full BCG League
# Team Manager GW TOT
1 Ayew Having a Laugh Adnan Ahmed 36 2,263
2 Crian Blough Stephen Sunshine 50 2,259
3 WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUBS Graeme McCarthy 37 2,251
4 Rochester United Tim connor 44 2,214
5 Longhamton Wanderers Alf Kipper 28 2,207
6 Lions Leap Tonight Gerry McDonnell 61 2,182
7 Sack The Boss Anton Russell 36 2,164
8 mumsnetted Godot Taxis 50 2,154
9 Ozil's XI Eribert Volaj 54 2,138
10 SPARTANS Hadi Hassan 50 2,132
11 Purple Akidemicals Russell Hughes 63 2,124
12 Spartak Costco Mick Green 52 2,124
13 Džeko & the Bunnymen Paul Rogers 37 2,120
14 ?echMate Miten Nayak 39 2,112
15 Shingle Street Utd. Hercules Grytpype Thynne 44 2,104
16 LandSharks Rob Spence 38 2,097
17 Hard Daze Knights George Kaplan 59 2,078
18 Shotgun Blues jp pass 50 2,068
19 Shaktar Don'task Rick Allden 56 2,058
20 Mid Table Obscurity Andy Sweeting 82 2,049
21 Bristols Daniel Shakir 44 2,039
22 Winners ---Akash --- 42 2,037
23 BlueSevenZ Nat Chalermchai 44 2,035
24 Brad's Shorts Steve Bradshaw 34 2,033
25 Reluctant Semis Matt Stiff 42 2,032
26 poseiDON ? adventure Ron Dushmore 43 2,028
27 stozzy sizzlers craig storr 45 2,024
28 TooOrangeyForCrows Mr Splodge 51 2,024
29 Arsene WrongAgainer Michael Giesler 38 2,021
30 F.C. REDDEVILS Karol Wi?niewski 47 2,019
31 Pelobos F.C. Kléber Farias 55 2,019
32 Snorlbens City Jeremy Pearson 35 2,018
33 Silly Twisted Boys Johnny Savage 62 2,002
34 Al Faris Team Al Faris 37 1,999
35 ??...*:.?.?H?F?.?.:*??... Ross Hunter 47 1,997
36 Uproar & Tumoil Dan Sweryt 29 1,997
37 Elba National Team Elbe Hasbia 76 1,985
38 mu@ izzat radzi 26 1,980
39 Merseyside Ziggurat Drew Meger 32 1,968
40 Fullenglish fc Andrew Derby 66 1,967
41 Castlery Rock Areeb Khan 66 1,966
42 Islamabad Wanderers Awais Shah 14 1,965
43 Morph FC Syaiful Effendy 36 1,957
44 Banter FC alex fang 57 1,953
45 Anal Leakage Mark Wright 42 1,952
46 Horseradish Legbiter Horse Radish's Dad 31 1,952
47 KTS Khaled Tarek 45 1,950
48 Crystal Rovers Angela Holford 54 1,927
49 Hazard warning Simon Whelan 74 1,915
50 METH FC Syaiful Effendy 47 1,909
51 A Man Divided Edward DeCesare 51 1,904
52 THE KOPEROR III Suter Asaz 34 1,894
53 THC FC edy fendi 51 1,887
54 Yossarian United Ross Salvage 38 1,885
55 Guelph Gooners Jolyon Law 25 1,873
56 Cyrine y a n s 18 30 1,858
57 Doctor Who Ahmed El Madani 31 1,813
58 Gregs Greats greg mcguinness 34 1,790
59 The Brain Supreme mark brain 30 1,786
60 Dynamo Kievin Kevin Maslen 40 1,784
61 Wolf J. Flywheelers John Howarth 36 1,767
62 EnterTeamName Arsene Wenger 51 1,715
63 The Underbites Jonathan Parramint 29 1,704
64 THE GREAT FC 2 Abdul Razak Budin 39 1,661
65 Ahmad Haziq Hashim Ahmad Haziq Hashim 63 1,644
66 THE GREAT FC abdulrazak binBudin 32 1,640
67 ANAK BUAH JAKA JEJAKA HENSEM 28 1,595
68 Drunk Fish Darren Black 33 1,451
69 Tony FC Tony Johnston 33 1,015
Quote: swerytd @ 6th June 2016, 4:07 PM BSTBCG Clique Final table
# Team Manager GW TOT
1 Crian Blough Stephen Sunshine 50 2,259
2 Longhamton Wanderers Alf Kipper 28 2,207
3 Lions Leap Tonight Gerry McDonnell 61 2,182
4 Sack The Boss Anton Russell 36 2,164
5 mumsnetted Godot Taxis 50 2,154
6 Shingle Street Utd. Hercules Grytpype Thynne 44 2,104
7 Hard Daze Knights George Kaplan 59 2,078
8 Bristols Daniel Shakir 44 2,039
9 poseiDON ? adventure Ron Dushmore 43 2,028
10 TooOrangeyForCrows Mr Splodge 51 2,024
11 Uproar & Tumoil Dan Sweryt 29 1,997
12 Deportivo La Turista S TT 42 1,960
13 Horseradish Legbiter Horse Radish's Dad 31 1,952
14 Yossarian United Ross Salvage 38 1,885Head-to-Head League
# Team W D L + Pts
1 Shingle Street Utd. 23 1 14 2,104 70
2 FC MUC 23 1 14 2,011 70
3 Hard Daze Knights 22 1 15 2,078 67
4 Horseradish Legbiter 21 0 17 1,952 63
5 LoudEnigma2356777 19 1 18 2,199 58
6 Drops of jupiter 18 2 18 2,016 56
7 Bristols 18 1 19 2,039 55
8 Uproar & Tumoil 18 1 19 1,997 55
9 LIMAerpool 16 0 22 2,060 48
10 Al Faris Team 15 3 20 1,999 48
11 Red Devils 15 1 22 1,825 46
12 Average 14 0 24 1,790 42Full BCG League
# Team Manager GW TOT
1 Ayew Having a Laugh Adnan Ahmed 36 2,263
2 Crian Blough Stephen Sunshine 50 2,259
3 WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUBS Graeme McCarthy 37 2,251
4 Rochester United Tim connor 44 2,214
5 Longhamton Wanderers Alf Kipper 28 2,207
6 Lions Leap Tonight Gerry McDonnell 61 2,182
7 Sack The Boss Anton Russell 36 2,164
8 mumsnetted Godot Taxis 50 2,154
9 Ozil's XI Eribert Volaj 54 2,138
10 SPARTANS Hadi Hassan 50 2,132
11 Purple Akidemicals Russell Hughes 63 2,124
12 Spartak Costco Mick Green 52 2,124
13 Džeko & the Bunnymen Paul Rogers 37 2,120
14 ?echMate Miten Nayak 39 2,112
15 Shingle Street Utd. Hercules Grytpype Thynne 44 2,104
16 LandSharks Rob Spence 38 2,097
17 Hard Daze Knights George Kaplan 59 2,078
18 Shotgun Blues jp pass 50 2,068
19 Shaktar Don'task Rick Allden 56 2,058
20 Mid Table Obscurity Andy Sweeting 82 2,049
21 Bristols Daniel Shakir 44 2,039
22 Winners ---Akash --- 42 2,037
23 BlueSevenZ Nat Chalermchai 44 2,035
24 Brad's Shorts Steve Bradshaw 34 2,033
25 Reluctant Semis Matt Stiff 42 2,032
26 poseiDON ? adventure Ron Dushmore 43 2,028
27 stozzy sizzlers craig storr 45 2,024
28 TooOrangeyForCrows Mr Splodge 51 2,024
29 Arsene WrongAgainer Michael Giesler 38 2,021
30 F.C. REDDEVILS Karol Wi?niewski 47 2,019
31 Pelobos F.C. Kléber Farias 55 2,019
32 Snorlbens City Jeremy Pearson 35 2,018
33 Silly Twisted Boys Johnny Savage 62 2,002
34 Al Faris Team Al Faris 37 1,999
35 ??...*:.?.?H?F?.?.:*??... Ross Hunter 47 1,997
36 Uproar & Tumoil Dan Sweryt 29 1,997
37 Elba National Team Elbe Hasbia 76 1,985
38 mu@ izzat radzi 26 1,980
39 Merseyside Ziggurat Drew Meger 32 1,968
40 Fullenglish fc Andrew Derby 66 1,967
41 Castlery Rock Areeb Khan 66 1,966
42 Islamabad Wanderers Awais Shah 14 1,965
43 Morph FC Syaiful Effendy 36 1,957
44 Banter FC alex fang 57 1,953
45 Anal Leakage Mark Wright 42 1,952
46 Horseradish Legbiter Horse Radish's Dad 31 1,952
47 KTS Khaled Tarek 45 1,950
48 Crystal Rovers Angela Holford 54 1,927
49 Hazard warning Simon Whelan 74 1,915
50 METH FC Syaiful Effendy 47 1,909
51 A Man Divided Edward DeCesare 51 1,904
52 THE KOPEROR III Suter Asaz 34 1,894
53 THC FC edy fendi 51 1,887
54 Yossarian United Ross Salvage 38 1,885
55 Guelph Gooners Jolyon Law 25 1,873
56 Cyrine y a n s 18 30 1,858
57 Doctor Who Ahmed El Madani 31 1,813
58 Gregs Greats greg mcguinness 34 1,790
59 The Brain Supreme mark brain 30 1,786
60 Dynamo Kievin Kevin Maslen 40 1,784
61 Wolf J. Flywheelers John Howarth 36 1,767
62 EnterTeamName Arsene Wenger 51 1,715
63 The Underbites Jonathan Parramint 29 1,704
64 THE GREAT FC 2 Abdul Razak Budin 39 1,661
65 Ahmad Haziq Hashim Ahmad Haziq Hashim 63 1,644
66 THE GREAT FC abdulrazak binBudin 32 1,640
67 ANAK BUAH JAKA JEJAKA HENSEM 28 1,595
68 Drunk Fish Darren Black 33 1,451
69 Tony FC Tony Johnston 33 1,015
Thank you Dan.
Very impressive although you forgot to allocate 75% of HGT's points to my total so as to reflect my contribution to his ok effort.
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Quote: A Horseradish @ 6th June 2016, 7:38 PM BSTThank you Dan.
Very impressive although you forgot to allocate 75% of HGT's points to my total so as to reflect my contribution to his ok effort.
I thought we agreed 10% and a hand job? 
So I thought I would be clever and study form in preparation for the new season by seeing how the world leaders amassed their mega points and left everyone in their wake, only to find that the site is down for "maintenance".............
You will notice the new Premier League logo in the top corner of this page. That is only the start
......it's that "only the start" that worries me when so often I have seen web sites f**ked up by all and sundry sticking their pennyworth in with so called "improvements" and the site is never the same. >_< 
They've already done that. This used to be a great league called 'Can You Kick It?' and the Premier League realised and bought them, incorporating them into the official site!
Dan
Quote: A Horseradish @ 5th August 2015, 2:30 PM BSTSeriously George Kaplan you should consider joining up again this year.
Chappers too.
Last year it was even more fun than doing compulsory National Service.
I love football but this is too much like hard work. It's bad enough trying to do what I need to do without extra distractions.
As you'll see I missed out on the whole season.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ 22nd May 2016, 11:00 AM BSTI can't really say anything meaningful about the season - just glad it's over - but that's nothing to do with you guys.
Was that anything to do with the Boys from the Bridge?
When did this thread suddenly have an epilogue
Quote: swerytd @ 6th June 2016, 4:07 PM BSTBCG Clique Final table
# Team Manager GW TOT
1 Crian Blough Stephen Sunshine 50 2,259
2 Longhamton Wanderers Alf Kipper 28 2,207
3 Lions Leap Tonight Gerry McDonnell 61 2,182
4 Sack The Boss Anton Russell 36 2,164
5 mumsnetted Godot Taxis 50 2,154
6 Shingle Street Utd. Hercules Grytpype Thynne 44 2,104
7 Hard Daze Knights George Kaplan 59 2,078
8 Bristols Daniel Shakir 44 2,039
9 poseiDON ? adventure Ron Dushmore 43 2,028
10 TooOrangeyForCrows Mr Splodge 51 2,024
11 Uproar & Tumoil Dan Sweryt 29 1,997
12 Deportivo La Turista S TT 42 1,960
13 Horseradish Legbiter Horse Radish's Dad 31 1,952
14 Yossarian United Ross Salvage 38 1,885Head-to-Head League
# Team W D L + Pts
1 Shingle Street Utd. 23 1 14 2,104 70
2 FC MUC 23 1 14 2,011 70
3 Hard Daze Knights 22 1 15 2,078 67
4 Horseradish Legbiter 21 0 17 1,952 63
5 LoudEnigma2356777 19 1 18 2,199 58
6 Drops of jupiter 18 2 18 2,016 56
7 Bristols 18 1 19 2,039 55
8 Uproar & Tumoil 18 1 19 1,997 55
9 LIMAerpool 16 0 22 2,060 48
10 Al Faris Team 15 3 20 1,999 48
11 Red Devils 15 1 22 1,825 46
12 Average 14 0 24 1,790 42Full BCG League
# Team Manager GW TOT
1 Ayew Having a Laugh Adnan Ahmed 36 2,263
2 Crian Blough Stephen Sunshine 50 2,259
3 WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUBS Graeme McCarthy 37 2,251
4 Rochester United Tim connor 44 2,214
5 Longhamton Wanderers Alf Kipper 28 2,207
6 Lions Leap Tonight Gerry McDonnell 61 2,182
7 Sack The Boss Anton Russell 36 2,164
8 mumsnetted Godot Taxis 50 2,154
9 Ozil's XI Eribert Volaj 54 2,138
10 SPARTANS Hadi Hassan 50 2,132
11 Purple Akidemicals Russell Hughes 63 2,124
12 Spartak Costco Mick Green 52 2,124
13 Džeko & the Bunnymen Paul Rogers 37 2,120
14 ?echMate Miten Nayak 39 2,112
15 Shingle Street Utd. Hercules Grytpype Thynne 44 2,104
16 LandSharks Rob Spence 38 2,097
17 Hard Daze Knights George Kaplan 59 2,078
18 Shotgun Blues jp pass 50 2,068
19 Shaktar Don'task Rick Allden 56 2,058
20 Mid Table Obscurity Andy Sweeting 82 2,049
21 Bristols Daniel Shakir 44 2,039
22 Winners ---Akash --- 42 2,037
23 BlueSevenZ Nat Chalermchai 44 2,035
24 Brad's Shorts Steve Bradshaw 34 2,033
25 Reluctant Semis Matt Stiff 42 2,032
26 poseiDON ? adventure Ron Dushmore 43 2,028
27 stozzy sizzlers craig storr 45 2,024
28 TooOrangeyForCrows Mr Splodge 51 2,024
29 Arsene WrongAgainer Michael Giesler 38 2,021
30 F.C. REDDEVILS Karol Wi?niewski 47 2,019
31 Pelobos F.C. Kléber Farias 55 2,019
32 Snorlbens City Jeremy Pearson 35 2,018
33 Silly Twisted Boys Johnny Savage 62 2,002
34 Al Faris Team Al Faris 37 1,999
35 ??...*:.?.?H?F?.?.:*??... Ross Hunter 47 1,997
36 Uproar & Tumoil Dan Sweryt 29 1,997
37 Elba National Team Elbe Hasbia 76 1,985
38 mu@ izzat radzi 26 1,980
39 Merseyside Ziggurat Drew Meger 32 1,968
40 Fullenglish fc Andrew Derby 66 1,967
41 Castlery Rock Areeb Khan 66 1,966
42 Islamabad Wanderers Awais Shah 14 1,965
43 Morph FC Syaiful Effendy 36 1,957
44 Banter FC alex fang 57 1,953
45 Anal Leakage Mark Wright 42 1,952
46 Horseradish Legbiter Horse Radish's Dad 31 1,952
47 KTS Khaled Tarek 45 1,950
48 Crystal Rovers Angela Holford 54 1,927
49 Hazard warning Simon Whelan 74 1,915
50 METH FC Syaiful Effendy 47 1,909
51 A Man Divided Edward DeCesare 51 1,904
52 THE KOPEROR III Suter Asaz 34 1,894
53 THC FC edy fendi 51 1,887
54 Yossarian United Ross Salvage 38 1,885
55 Guelph Gooners Jolyon Law 25 1,873
56 Cyrine y a n s 18 30 1,858
57 Doctor Who Ahmed El Madani 31 1,813
58 Gregs Greats greg mcguinness 34 1,790
59 The Brain Supreme mark brain 30 1,786
60 Dynamo Kievin Kevin Maslen 40 1,784
61 Wolf J. Flywheelers John Howarth 36 1,767
62 EnterTeamName Arsene Wenger 51 1,715
63 The Underbites Jonathan Parramint 29 1,704
64 THE GREAT FC 2 Abdul Razak Budin 39 1,661
65 Ahmad Haziq Hashim Ahmad Haziq Hashim 63 1,644
66 THE GREAT FC abdulrazak binBudin 32 1,640
67 ANAK BUAH JAKA JEJAKA HENSEM 28 1,595
68 Drunk Fish Darren Black 33 1,451
69 Tony FC Tony Johnston 33 1,015
Congrats would have sufficed mate
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