I went to a restaurant Page 18

I went to McDonalds and said I'll have what the staff are having.

So they gave me a hard time, on account of their none unionised workforce is treated poorly by management.

I went to a French resturant and they only had one type of bread.
That was a pain!

Quote: billwill @ 4th May 2016, 2:48 PM BST

I went to a French resturant and they only had one type of bread.
That was a pain!

Laughing out loud

I wanted to take it away: I said, "bag it!"

both of those are excellent

Quote: sootyj @ 4th May 2016, 4:45 PM BST

both of those are excellent

I must have been feeling funny yesterday.

What's the smartest restaurant? Thai.

I went to a restaurant and said I'll have what David Cameron is having.

So I got no change,

I have such fun with boars, deer and pheasant. They really are game.

I went to a restaurant and noticed meat such as hearts, brains, cheek and tongue on the menu.
I said, "What's that all about?"
The waiter said, "It's offal."
To which I replied, "If it's that bad, why are you serving it?"

I went to that new Ronaldo restaurant and asked for the 'full Ronaldo' - the food was over rated and the presentation a little pretentious but what really annoyed me was when the waiter shoved my head up my arse.

I went to a Classical themed Korean restaurant last week and ordered some drumsticks and number 9 - the dog of the day...

When the waitress came back she brought out a cymble and a St Bernard.

Would it be funnier if the dish of the day was a St Bernard? Since St Bernard is a dog?

I went to a restaurant and did both.

Quote: Paul Barker @ 20th July 2016, 11:39 PM

I went to a Classical themed Korean restaurant last week and ordered some drumsticks and number 9 - the dog of the day...

When the waitress came back she brought out a cymble and a St Bernard.

I would have gone for the Heinz 57 myself.

What's a teenager's favourite dish? Pulled pork.