My Blog by McCain79

Fertilized in the very boredom of my mind and hatched threw my finger tips, here I bring you a random blog, that I will randomly make up as I go along, randomly.

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Day 1 - Today is the first day. I had chips for my tea.

Day 2 - I have been here for over a day, the weather is warm except for when it is cold, which is most of the time. I had chips for my tea.

Day 3 - I had chips for my tea.

Day 4 - Rplac th ky. I had chips for my ta.

Day 5 - Found the E key, it was stuck between my brackets. Made appointment for Doctors. I had extra portion of chips for my tea.

Day 6 - NO MORE CHIPS!

Day 7 - Went to the shop, got chips. Had chips for my tea.

Day 8 - Came back from doctors. He says I eat too many chips. He says I have to cut down. Had chips for tea.

Day 9 - ...

Day 10 - ...

Day 11 - ...

Day 12 - Awoke from ICU. Asked nurse for chips. Had green stuff for tea.

Day 13 - Back at home. Treated myself to extra chips. Chips tasted strange though? Had chips for tea.

Day 14 - Went to shops, bought green stuff. Had green stuff for tea.

Day 15 - Woke up this morning feeling dry, no chip sweats tonight. Had green stuff for tea.

Day 16 - Deep fried green stuff. Had deep fried green stuff for tea.

--- My Blog by McCain79 ---

Lol - a pleasure. :)

Funny, and enjoyable in a weirdly joke free, laugh free way.

Quote: sootyj @ April 21 2008, 1:15 PM BST

Funny, and enjoyable in a weirdly joke free, laugh free way.

Laughing out loud

Sums me up pretty good.

Isn't healthy living summed up by Day 8.

Day 8 - Came back from doctors. He says I eat too many chips. He says I have to cut down. Had chips for tea.

Enjoyed that mate. :)

It was weird. It made me laugh. Frankly my favourite bit was the start: "The weather is warm except for when it is cold, which is most of the time."

Here comes a topic hijack.

I once wrote a spoof blog for a website I had, it was for actor Tom Watt (EastEnders lofty)

It had a bit about losing Ian Beale's phone number, well, Adam Woodyatt.

Adam Woodyatt actually emailed me and said 'Oh, I don't have your number. Or Nick Berry's'.

True story.

Maybe I'll dig it out and make my debut in Critique?

Can't believe this got any kind of positive response. Glad you liked it, at least I now know I might have something to fill my useless website with.

Thanks y'all.

Had some chips.

I have been rereading some of my old sketches and this is possibly the best thing I have ever wrote and don't even remember writing it.

I'm gonna frame this shite and hang it on my wall.

Yeah it's good, liked that. I guess some food does repeat.

I like that. It's strange and slightly melancholy. It's a it like Krapp's Last Takeaway.

Thanks Gappy n Nick.

I didn't get it :$

That was really funny. Genuinely I was laughing quite hard as I read through it.