Hey

"You want your grandma dying like a little bird in a hospital room . . . or do you want her to meet Chuck Norris?"

. . . my only regret in life - when offered free ticket to see Bill Hicks, I went to a house party instead. What a chump.

Hello.

G'day I regret nothing in life.

Strumpet

Welcome :)

Quote: Strumpet @ 6th February 2016, 6:24 AM GMT

G'day I regret nothing in life.

Strumpet

I can see you're one of the troublemakers already.

Hi -
Im a failed transvestite-
I was too pretty

Quote: Strumpet @ 6th February 2016, 6:24 AM GMT

G'day I regret nothing in life.

Strumpet

I regret all my regrets...

I can assure you I am as pure as the driven snow. The fact it never snows here doesn't come into it.

Strumpet