How Do You Wake Lady Gaga Up???

Poke Her Face

When I was at school I said, I like Take That and they all kicked my head in. Teachers are horrible.

I said to my friend
I know you want a boy band tattoo, but which one, where & when?

he said Take That back now

First ejaculation, then diarrhoea, then menstruation. It's a running order.

I see you have a tight elastic band round your penis. How come?

Musical about Michael Jackson's final years. Fiddler on the Yoof.

Ellie Golding released a single in India "Love me like Apu"

I thought this was supposed to be original new jokes? come on people please stop posting unfunny jokes from the 1970's

"A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face? the horse replies, My wife just died!"

Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 6th February 2016, 2:10 PM GMT

I thought this was supposed to be original new jokes? come on people please stop posting unfunny jokes from the 1970's

"A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face? the horse replies, My wife just died!"

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I agree, new stuff only or what's the point?

Two horses walk into a bar and everyone turns to stare.
One horse says to his buddy, "I TOLD you not to wear that Hawaiian shirt!"

I never repeat old material. Anyway, happy Easter.

Haven't I seen that jacket before?
Yes, it's old material.

Just finished reading War and Peace, and it made big impact on me.
I dropped it on my foot.

I've started a joke about a grizzly shagging. Just the bear bones so far.

I'm sure I'm losing it...........

I've started counting how many farts and turds I do when on the toilet.
Definitely 3 shits to the wind.

Hear about the constipated punk couple? Didn't give two shits.