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Quote: Reg N @ 19th December 2015, 11:28 AM GMT

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"I find asterisks offensive."

"Well why don't you **** off!"

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Howdoyouwriteaknobgag?

Apenisgood

Both fun. I think the second would work a little better as

What's essential when writing anobgag?
Apenis.

Quote: gappy @ 19th December 2015, 2:37 PM GMT

Both fun. I think the second would work a little better as

What's essential when writing anobgag?
Apenis.

I think you're right :)

I like to spell knob with a K because it's an anagram of BONK

Irish pilgrim 1: Knock Knock.

Irish pilgrim 2: It's a dump in County Mayo, Lourdes pisses on it.

My girlfriend thought she would fulfil my fantasy and opened the door naked.
Unfortunately, it was my grandad at the door and he had a stroke.
Dirty bastard!

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ 19th December 2015, 6:09 PM GMT

Irish pilgrim 1: Knock Knock.

Irish pilgrim 2: It's a dump in County Mayo, Lourdes pisses on it.

Very clever!

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ 19th December 2015, 6:09 PM GMT

Irish pilgrim 1: Knock Knock.

Irish pilgrim 2: It's a dump in County Mayo, Lourdes pisses on it.

Welcome back and like a place to get pissed in East Ireland that's a Cork Inn joke

My anagram solver is stuck on demo-mode.

Quote: Biscuit777 @ 21st December 2015, 11:01 AM GMT

My anagram solver is stuck on demo-mode.

Laughing out loud

Looking in the fridge I called out to my wife, "Any eggs left?"

She shouted "You know I've been through the menopause you bastard!"

I fancied some tea this morning so I decided to start making a cup.

Would have been easier to get one out of the cupboard really.

Quote: Reg N @ 22nd December 2015, 11:04 AM GMT

Looking in the fridge I called out to my wife, "Any eggs left?"

She shouted "You know I've been through the menopause you bastard!"

Laughing out loud

A Friend of mine told me he couldn't Support his girlfriend on a Decision she made.
I Said "I stand behind every girlfriend I've ever had!"
But thinking about it,
Maybe I just like that position!!!! :-)

Phil: Jesus he knows me.
Lou: But Venus infers.

Men come from Mars. Unless you're gay, then come from Uranus.

If Jesus had been gay,
It would be good willy to all men.