http://twotownsover.com/lists/2015/11/10/six-bars-of-soap-it-certainly-wouldnt-be-illegal-to-take-a-big-bite-out-of

Consider it a public service

Is this what the kids call 'random' ?

anyway, it's nice and silly and utterly pointless - you could throw some more jokes in but either way, it's obviously amusing you (and me, a bit)