Funny Old people quotes

Hi All.

I am working on a new project and need some inspiration. As part of the project I need to create 2 characters, which in this case are a 83 year old grumpy married couple.

I need 1 liners for each character which will be aimed at a 3rd person/ audience.

The characters are both in the early 80's and have seen it all. They are both straight talking and don't hold back on what they say. It can be insulting, offensive or just something odd that your grandparents would say.

I'm hoping with all the comedy minds in here we can put a few together.

Thanks in advance

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