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I once jumped a midget!

I once jumped a queue - beat that.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 29th May 2015, 9:16 AM BST

I once jumped a queue - beat that.

Funny game snooker...

Give me a break...

Man denies being with Toblerone lorry jacking suspects.....says he was out on his own.

Quote: Will Cam @ 29th May 2015, 3:31 PM BST

Man denies being with Toblerone lorry jacking suspects.....says he was out on his own.

Sorry but I don't get this one at all, what have I missed?

Quote: Tony Cowards @ 29th May 2015, 3:45 PM BST

Sorry but I don't get this one at all, what have I missed?

This was the story Tony. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-32882493

The reference to out on his own comes from the advert http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-32882493

I probably haven't married the two up particularly well >_<

I thought Google was the one, but then I found it was searching for other people behind my back...

I'm getting sick and tired of Homeless people pointing out to me that I have large feet!
Thats another one today, I just walked past minding my own business and he starts shouting it me!
"Biggish Shoes, Biggish Shoes!" :-)

Quote: Will Cam @ 29th May 2015, 4:06 PM BST

This was the story Tony. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-32882493

The reference to out on his own comes from the advert http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-32882493

I probably haven't married the two up particularly well >_<

Aaah, thank you.

Shows how much my finger is on the pulse, I'd not heard of the news story or the Toblerone slogan/ad.

I had a new ear transplant made from a pigs ear. Wish I hadn't laid too near the fire because now all I hear is crackling.

Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 30th May 2015, 11:00 AM BST

I'm getting sick and tired of Homeless people pointing out to me that I have large feet!
Thats another one today, I just walked past minding my own business and he starts shouting it me!
"Biggish Shoes, Biggish Shoes!" :-)

:D

Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 30th May 2015, 11:00 AM BST

I'm getting sick and tired of Homeless people pointing out to me that I have large feet!
Thats another one today, I just walked past minding my own business and he starts shouting it me!
"Biggish Shoes, Biggish Shoes!" :-)

:D

I had a bad dream last night. Nightmare!

Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 30th May 2015, 11:00 AM BST

I'm getting sick and tired of Homeless people pointing out to me that I have large feet!
Thats another one today, I just walked past minding my own business and he starts shouting it me!
"Biggish Shoes, Biggish Shoes!" :-)

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