As someone who cannot abide the thought of another five years of the Tories, I decided to write an apt/scathing anagram a day of "conservative manifesto" in the run up to the election. Here are the results of my labour (see what I did there?)

No VAT rise? Fine vote scam
Connives (fear motivates)
Insane motives over fact
A fiasco over investment
Some overactive infants
Reactive oaf in mess on TV
More of Satan's invective
Me? I con naive voters, fast
Even if starvation comes
Eton's cronies - fame via Tv
Innate fascist. Move over
No facts, no merit, evasive
A motive? Voters' finances
Meanie's 'voice farts' on TV
Evasive Cameron's not fit
Is a vote for Manic Events
A moon face. Is it TV nerves?
Even more fat cat visions
A vote for intensive scam
Finest caviar's on me. Vote!!!
I'm a fascist, never vote no!!!!
As ever, I invent facts. Moo!
I can't vote for naïve mess
Envision fat cats Remove
I often scam naive voters
Naïve tit's farces. Move on!

Quote: Aldeem @ 6th May 2015, 12:15 PM BST

As someone who cannot abide the thought of another five years of the Tories, I decided to write an apt/scathing anagram a day of "conservative manifesto" in the run up to the election. Here are the results of my labour (see what I did there?)

No VAT rise? Fine vote scam
Connives (fear motivates)
Insane motives over fact
A fiasco over investment
Some overactive infants
Reactive oaf in mess on TV
More of Satan's invective
Me? I con naive voters, fast
Even if starvation comes
Eton's cronies - fame via Tv
Innate fascist. Move over
No facts, no merit, evasive
A motive? Voters' finances
Meanie's 'voice farts' on TV
Evasive Cameron's not fit
Is a vote for Manic Events
A moon face. Is it TV nerves?
Even more fat cat visions
A vote for intensive scam
Finest caviar's on me. Vote!!!
I'm a fascist, never vote no!!!!
As ever, I invent facts. Moo!
I can't vote for naïve mess
Envision fat cats Remove
I often scam naive voters
Naïve tit's farces. Move on!

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Like.

But in many way don't like.

These are great

In the interest of balance, I've tinkered with 'Labour Manifesto'

Amiable? Not for us!

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ 6th May 2015, 3:13 PM BST

These are great

In the interest of balance, I've tinkered with 'Labour Manifesto'

Amiable? Not for us!

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I reckon you should do it - although at least half of them will be identical, irrespective of the letters.

VERY wry observations and a good warping of the English language: well done, sir!

Thread moved. 'Comedy' applies to the politics of the original post, certainly, but it's not one for the General Comedy forum.

I vote 'More of Satan's invective' to win first prize.

Quote: keewik @ 7th May 2015, 11:33 AM BST

I vote 'More of Satan's invective' to win first prize.

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It was a close call between that and 'I often scam naive voters'. They're all pretty good though, a lot of work must have gone in to that. A fine effort OP.