Read Darren Walshes Halloween Puns and thought us lot could give him a run for his treats. Plus the Critique forum could do with a little boost. Plenty of funny folk but not much posting.
This Halloween Nigel Farage will not be dressing up as a Pumpkin as planned after he found out Orange Is The New Black
Last night someone came into my room and sucked blood from my neck whilst beeping nd showing a hologram of a woman in white: think it was Nosferatu D2.
What did Hermione Grainger eat on I'm a Celebrity
Witchety grub
I'm not writing this, a ghost is.
Why did the ghost scream? Because he was hit in the ghoulies.
I'm writing a sitcom about a bunch of old drunken ghosts who haunt a Fabric Shop... it's called " Spirits in the Material World".
Why can't male ghosts reproduce?
Because they have hallow-weenies.
Why didn't the zombie have any dance partners?
Because he didn't have the guts to ask anyone.