Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 11th July 2014, 8:33 AM BST

Being admonished by Greggs staff for asking for a Cornish pasty.
They are not Cornish pasties, they are vegetable and beef pasties.
We are breaking the law if we call them Cornish pasties.

Just give me the f**king pie.

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Maybe hey should use the word "after" like the art world, so it would be an "after cornish pasty"

They even call their cronuts, greggnuts they must have a specialist legal team.

It's the afternoon of 11 July and I've just seen an advert on the television for a Christmas catalogue.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 11th July 2014, 6:12 PM BST

It's the afternoon of 11 July and I've just seen an advert on the television for a Christmas catalogue.

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I swear this has just given me a panic attack.

I feel strangely comfortable with it.

Quote: zooo @ 11th July 2014, 9:13 PM BST

I feel strangely comfortable with it.

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Alien!!!!!

Quote: Oldrocker @ 11th July 2014, 6:12 PM BST

It's the afternoon of 11 July and I've just seen an advert on the television for a Christmas catalogue.

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Don't say the evil C-Word!!!!

Documentaries that reinvent history. Apparently, according to the BBC, in 1988 raves were attended by people with car phones, and ravers were making a deliberately anti-individualist statement by dancing together. Really?

I went to raves

Basically just to get drunk in my case

Well you needed to be pissed to tolerate the shit music

Esther McVey.

Thanks

The fact that selfies are such a big thing in the media these days. Seriously, who cares if a footballer did a selfie?

Quote: Ben @ 15th July 2014, 7:14 PM BST

The fact that selfies are such a big thing in the media these days. Seriously, who cares if a footballer did a selfie?

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Think on Benjamin. This is now being used as hard evidence in a court case!

I'm beginning to think people who use glottal stops on television should have their tongues ripped out.

Normally, I'm very pro-American but I caught myself saying 'this ain't my first rodeo' the other day. How da fuq did that turn of phrase become part of my lexicon?

Was it while you were riding a cowboy?

(I just want an excuse to post this photo.)