Too lazy to write this idea

man and a woman (she is partially naked) in a car, man is looking sad, woman is saying 'don't worry, it happens to a lot men, the best thing is not to think about it, OK? Do you want to try again?' Man nods then pulls on his balaclava and puts his knife to the womans' neck....

Just as well.

not worth the offence

'' CUT ''

Lazy thought, lazy work ethic. No beginning to your talent! Just try a bit harder?

I could see this working really effectively as part of a hard-hitting campaign against marital rape.

No, no, no... a knife is all wrong. Far too sinister. What's revealed at the end is that he was doing an Airfix model plane all along and one of the wheels has fallen off.

Sounds like something I'd do, the lazy part I mean.

I'd prefer it if she killed him