Things that piss you off Page 1,500

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 1st June 2014, 7:08 PM BST

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise

That looks horrific. Barbells? I think not.

Quote: Jennie @ 1st June 2014, 7:14 PM BST

That looks horrific. Barbells? I think not.

:D

Back to TTPYO: Constant attention seekers trying to get your attention in the most inappropriate of places - bank queues, hospital waiting rooms, public transport - they'll try every tactic imaginable from playing drums on furniture to trying to collude you into their opinion of things. Talking loudly on a mobile phone has to be the worst though.

Just shut the hell up, sit there, wait your turn and f**k off home.

Adverts on the wireless that involve some kind of financial deal that end with somebody talking ridiculously quickly about the details of the interest, repayments etc.

The four calls I've had from marketing companies this weekend. I don't wish to help you with your market research. I don't care if you get fired for getting no data!

Just for R.C to "share" on his own Facebook.

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TTPYO ... the word "upgrade" when used in relation to mobile phones. You're being sold a continuation to your contract, so you aren't really getting anything given to you.

Quote: Lee @ 3rd June 2014, 1:34 PM BST

Just for R.C to "share" on his own Facebook.

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Only problem with that is FB deliberately only send your status updates to around 1/8 of your followers (this might only be for pages, not sure).

TTPYO: The obsession with internet articles that are lists of things, and the headline starts with a number. Four of the six articles linked at the bottom of a page I was on started with a number, including the intriguingly titled "10 Items You Should Toss More Often".

People with baby on board please drive carefully signs and they are on ther mobiles.

Quote: tafboy @ 4th June 2014, 8:28 PM BST

People with baby on board please drive carefully signs and they are on ther mobiles.

The phrase 'close out'.

WTF?

Quote: Lee @ 3rd June 2014, 1:34 PM BST

Just for R.C to "share" on his own Facebook.

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There is a very simple algorithm for getting people to notice your Facebook posts and that is to write something interesting, entertaining or funny. I don't think a lot of people on Facebook have grasped this concept yet.

TTPYO: The women and manginas on FB who are starting to complain about the World Cup before the tournament has even started.

'Oh God, I can believe that I'm going to lose a channel that normally shows repeats over the summer for a few hours each day - I demand a refund on my license fee!' - The fartknockers obviously have the Internet and other channels and the competition is only on for a month - every four years. People needs some slappings in their stupid mush-mushs.

Just as long as they lay off. Minder and magnum

TTPYO - The Doctor Who thread on here.

I try to keep my GD thread nice and neat by reading the posts and therefore getting rid of the green indicator but people keep posting in this thread about a half arsed programme that has gone on years too long and has 'achieved' some sort of cult status.

F**k it off to Films, Comedy Drama and Other.

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Quote: Oldrocker @ 4th June 2014, 8:38 PM BST

The phrase 'close out'.

WTF?

Exactly. Moron-speak. I'm really tired of 'please take your personal belongings with you' as opposed to other people's belongings that you're presumably carrying around...