Politically incorrect remarks wanted.

Scene.
Two workmen digging hole in London street, making rude remarks about passers-by.
Eg. Woman with large behind. "You could slap her arse on Saturday night and it would still be quivering Sunday morning".

"Oi! C**t-ears! Your ears look like c**ts!"

Please JaPi, I said rude not obscene.

"Oi big ears! Your ears look like bigs!"?

Jewish pillock!

Any suggestions must be suitable for mainstream TV

Nothing particular wrong with Jewish pillock, except it was aimed at you. I've never heard the name Jerf before, is it your "real" name?

she aint mutton dressed as lamb - she is mutton dressed as pork ! .

Mr Wimsett, I looked at your profile, you should read mine, I might be able to help.

"Fred Milliband is the leader of the Tory party".

Is that the sort of thing you were after?

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ 23rd May 2014, 5:14 PM BST

Mr Wimsett, I looked at your profile, you should read mine, I might be able to help.

It would go against the evidence jerf. If that really is a name made up out of four letters!

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ 23rd May 2014, 5:14 PM BST

Mr Wimsett, I looked at your profile, you should read mine, I might be able to help.

I think he is beyond help jerf !

Quote: slarnder @ 23rd May 2014, 3:59 PM BST

she aint mutton dressed as lamb - she is mutton dressed as pork ! .

I had a line on TV once where one woman says to another as an other one passes by.
'Look at her. Mutton dressed as cow.'

Quote: Marc P @ 23rd May 2014, 10:32 PM BST

I had a line on TV once where one woman says to another as an other one passes by.
'Look at her. Mutton dressed as cow.'

I used that line about me ex's sister . and she was the looker of the family !
(the pork on I mean ....)

See - I got paid you got dumped! :)