Quote: JustKie @ 22nd May 2014, 2:53 PM BST

I don't think Marc wants to be your life partner.

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You can't tie the notorious P down, well not unless you pay him first.

Quote: Marc P @ 22nd May 2014, 3:00 PM BST

Pay me enough I am very flexible

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That's what I just said.

Advertising for writers on BCG or Chortle is rather like driving along a dirt road to a collection of labourers and yelling

"Hey who wants a days work labouring?"

Except you seem to be yelling

"Hey who wants a days work as a neurosurgeon?"