Hi there - I'm an asshole

The title speaks for itself. My name's Paul Brown, am an asshole... But I'm a nice one... I'm a Stand Up Comedian and an avid script writer: currently working on a sitcom based loosely on my life and the awkwardness of it. Comedy is my main ambition in life. I enjoy people laughing at me, but very rarely laugh at others (except if they fall over... who doesn't laugh aat that!?)

Look very much forward to speaking to you all. Does one of those salute things - *salutes*

Hi Paul.

Quote: Supermanc @ 27th January 2014, 8:57 PM GMT

Does one of those salute things - *salutes*

The German one?

the Red Dwarf Rimmer salute...

Quote: Supermanc @ 27th January 2014, 8:57 PM GMT

The title speaks for itself. My name's Paul Brown, am an asshole...

You'll fit right in.

But I'm a nice one...

We'll knock that out of you. Welcome.

Anelka salutes you back...

Welcome.

*Claps and makes deranged seal noises* Hello :D

Hello Paul Have fun here at the BCG :D Wave

Wave Welcome to BCG!

Asshole is an American abomination. You're an arsehole, and don't forget it.

And it's arsearseination, not assassination!

First I thought a speaking asshole.... then I Googled speaking assholes.... 2 hours late..... I thought speaking asshole.....then I thought that stupid.... typing asshole is more accurate.... 'im totally all about accuracy''''''' oooooh I know speaking virig..... Google time....

Asshole, Worked it out from your screen name, no real need for further confirmation

Does the Super mean you can use a knife and fork?

No, seriously welcome and hope you gain much enjoyment from this forum.

Paul the brown arsehole

only joshing, hello

Welcome!
(bows)
And a thousand arseholes to you my friend Wave
Enjoy the eclectic banter on the forum Supamanc!
Love and botty hisses Supascouse
Lovey

And welcome from me too.

Bloody hell - there are so many newcomers!