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Two hookers woke up in the morning and one said to the other.
'Ere Sharon my mouth feels like the bottom of a parrots cage.' The other said ... 'I'm not surprised you had a cockatoo in it last night!'

That's a pro joke.

that is an old joke poorly framed with a smutty architecture

Quote: Marc P @ 11th January 2014, 10:54 PM GMT

Two hookers woke up in the morning and one said to the other.
'Ere Sharon my mouth feels like the bottom of a parrots cage.' The other said ... 'I'm not surprised you had a cockatoo in it last night!'

That's a pro joke.

Never heard anyone use the word 'cockatoo' in a humourous fashion before. You've definitely hit on something there.

Quote: sootyj @ 11th January 2014, 10:56 PM GMT

that is an old joke poorly framed with a smutty architecture

Yeah but I wrote it ;) so there!

I say I say why did the RSPCA put Sherlock Holmes on the sex offenders register
Because he went every where with a deer stalker

Because of Watson his cock!

Why did Sherlock Holmes play 12 inch Jenga
Because the game is a foot Watson

Sherlock and Watson attending the annual woodland animals motivational conference,
Sherlock is told to leave because he kept trying to wear the Deers talker.

Quote: Marc P @ 11th January 2014, 11:08 PM GMT

Because of Watson his cock!

I really like that.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 11th January 2014, 11:10 PM GMT

Why did Sherlock Holmes play 12 inch Jenga
Because the game is a foot Watson

I prefer that

We know you do pervert ,

Quote: danphobic @ 11th January 2014, 11:17 PM GMT

I really like that.

Cheers. :) I'm here all week

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 11th January 2014, 5:44 PM GMT

My father was a failed epileptic. No great shakes.

:D

just finished a speech on happy marriages for a guy from UAE
resisted adding

Women can't live with them
Can't live without them
Can't have them stoned to death
actually you can.

I told the doctor I have an irresistible urge to get an hacksaw and cut into high voltage live cables.

He said it was a phase I'm going through

I want to be a mover and shaker. So I joined the epileptics association.