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Wonder what DaButt is up to these days?

Quote: Oldrocker @ 10th January 2014, 10:38 PM GMT

Wonder what DaButt is up to these days?

His neck in snow, by the sound of things.

Laughing out loud

Some of them have been. Just saying.

Where has Harridan gone to? :/

I like Harridan, she's lovely. Hope she hasn't gone and is ok.

Quote: Hannah G @ 13th January 2014, 5:52 PM GMT

Where has Harridan gone to? :/

I like Harridan, she's lovely. Hope she hasn't gone and is ok.

Harridan glides in and out. She'll be back. They always come back.

Apart from Seefacts.

He can't reach the door handle.

Quote: Ben @ 13th January 2014, 6:15 PM GMT

They always come back.

Apart from Seefacts.

Sadly, all too true. Isn't that right, Seefacts...?

*pats the arm of a taxidermied Seefacts sitting quietly in a fireside rocking chair*

Always thought you had guts TW

never realised they were in a jar and belonged to someone else.

Ha!

A taxidermist often rings our office asking to speak to my boss

I always always shout "tell him to get stuffed!" when he rings

Cos I'm dead funny me

That must take guts or rather he does.

Quote: sootyj @ 13th January 2014, 9:43 PM GMT

Always thought you had guts TW

I have to say, I'm immensely impressed by friends of mine (and yes, sootyj, I count you as a friend) referring to me as 'TW'. Older BCG members know my real name, but respect my changing my screen name. It was only done because of my paranoid delusions.

Just remember, if you like what I've posted over the years on the BCG then I'm Tim Walker, the daring wannabee comedy writer...

If you hate me and what I've written then I'm Tim Walker, that Daily Telegraph c**t journalist. Or that poncing photographer that idiots really love. Or some stand-up from the USA who goes on about 'grilled cheese sandwiches'... who is probably the biggest c**t of all.

Rolling eyes

Quote: sootyj @ 13th January 2014, 9:49 PM GMT

That must take guts or rather he does.

I bet you'd love a nice stuffed zebra

You could pretend to ride it in your living room

TW it's just less typing.