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I was expecting a small squee

Quote: Jennie @ 10th January 2014, 12:03 AM GMT

Anyone got any good insomnia cures? Haven't slept until 4am the last four nights and it is starting to do my head in :(

What I do is think of new sitcom ideas, characters etc. or sketches and always find I fall asleep as my stress brain (work, family, DIY jobs that need doing etc.) switches off.

Quote: KLRiley @ 10th January 2014, 1:16 PM GMT

I was expecting a small squee

I'm sure I emitted a squee at some point.

Ok. Let you off. It's Friday.

Quote: zooo @ 10th January 2014, 1:22 PM GMT

I'm sure I emitted a squee at some point.

tenna lady maybe of some assistance.

Laughing out loud

Quote: KLRiley @ 10th January 2014, 1:26 PM GMT

Ok. Let you off. It's Friday.

Phew!

Quote: Jennie @ 10th January 2014, 10:35 AM GMT

You will all no doubt be relieved to hear that I slept pretty well last night. Zooo's "lie with arms and legs straight" trick proved surprisingly effective.

Lucky you! I couldn't get to sleep all night worrying about you.

Quote: zooo @ 10th January 2014, 12:36 AM GMT

Oh, is that David Lynch on the phone? He wants to make a film out of one my bestselling books? Put him straight through! Etc.

Cool! Just please promise me you won't turn it into a West End musical.

Quote: Ben @ 10th January 2014, 11:58 AM GMT

Ben is currently planning his lunchtime maneuvers which seem to have become rather complex due to his insistence on getting various things from various supermarkets to save money.

What?! Even after your scratch-card winnings yesterday?!

Quote: George Kaplan @ 10th January 2014, 2:00 PM GMT

Cool! Just please promise me you won't turn it into a West End musical.

Pinky swear.

Quote: KLRiley @ 10th January 2014, 1:26 PM GMT

Ok. Let you off. It's Friday.

who cares, if you need to be there, be there if you don't, don't.

The only time you should worry about a good impression is when you go brass rubbing.

Quote: zooo @ 10th January 2014, 2:04 PM GMT

Pinky swear.

:D

Quote: sootyj @ 10th January 2014, 2:05 PM GMT

The only time you should worry about a good impression is when you go brass rubbing.

BOOYAH!

Time for my blanky.*yawn*

Image

*falls asleep. Instantly*

*snores like a bastard*

Wow, Carpark and John Lucas are back.

Is Ellie married yet?

Is Mark P J.K Rowling yet?

What news of the legendary James Cotter?

Quote: bigfella @ 10th January 2014, 9:54 PM GMT

Wow, Carpark and John Lucas are back.

Is Ellie married yet?

Is Mark P J.K Rowling yet?

What news of the legendary James Cotter?

Helloooooo

:)

No

No

He's in love.