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That is certainly true, though it was like queuing for the guillotine.

I think people forget that a good compere makes or breaks most comedy nights.

Might have been a wet Wednesday kind of vibe going on Soots, another night, the act could have flown.

nah I'm out of practise and it was a dreadful night.

Or maybe I'm old, is shouting c**t into a microphone to create feedback funny.

Stop whipping yourself. Read a book about something totally unrelated and have a good night's sleep.

Nah I'm going to southend pier to walk to the end of the pier and wave my fist at the unforgiving sky, in the wind and the rain.

Knowing my bastard luck it'll be sunny.

No fun waving your fist at that.

Th exercise will do you good.

As will the ruminating, I should stop moaning I've got more than enough work.

Good news is you probably won't have to walk all the way to the end of the pier in this weather.

thats the fun bit

Ben has got an appointment with the nurse later on...

A smear test is nothing to be afraid of.

Quote: Nogget @ 9th January 2014, 8:07 AM GMT

A smear test is nothing to be afraid of.

It is if you've slept about.

Quote: sootyj @ 9th January 2014, 12:18 AM GMT

As will the ruminating, I should stop moaning I've got more than enough work.

Indeed. Every one has an off day. Life is like that. Now cheer up soots or we'll be forced to make you some chicken soup.

can a fella not complain about a duff gig without being threatened with chicken soup

Quote: KLRiley @ 9th January 2014, 10:34 AM GMT

Indeed. Every one has an off day. Life is like that. Now cheer up soots or we'll be forced to make you some chicken soup. I just read a new guide, Chicken Soup for the Arsehole

Oithat's not nice

Ben won £10 on a scratchcard earlier.