For me, the best bit of dialogue is between Basil and Sybil when she's the hospital at the beginning of The Germans.

(Basil walks out of cupboard with broom)
"Right, the game is up!"
(Doctors shock on face)
"Bit of game pie stuck up there!"

I knew! I knew!

Hello, Fawlty titties.

No! No! I'll not have that! there's a place in Eastbourne.

You naughty Moose!

Quote: JohnnyD @ 6th March 2013, 12:58 PM GMT

I always enjoy the following exchange (the more so because it doesn't get much of a laugh).

Basil: (putting down a coffee) Cafe pour vous.

Mrs. Peignor: (disappointed) Oh. Pas pour tu?

Basil: No. I'll probably have one later.

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I reckon you transcribed it more accurately first time around: https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/6413/5#P619976

'That's Brahms. Brahms' Third Racket!'

"Did you ever see that film, "How To Murder Your Wife"? awfully good. I saw it six times".