Johnny English: Do you or do you not have tattooed on your bottom the words "Jesus is coming, look busy"?
Archbishop of Canterbury: Are you insane?
Johnny English: Well, let's find out, shall we?
Lorna Campbell: I can't hear anything.
Johnny English: I'm into ultrasonic.
Bough and Johnny English have just fallen down a large hole.
Bough: Are you all right, sir?
Johnny English: Yes, I landed on something soft.
Bough: That was me, sir.
Johnny English: Ah. Good.
The only thing that France is adept at hosting is an invasion.Johnny English (Rowan Atkinson)
Lorna Campbell: What are you going to do, Johnny? Sit in this grotty flat feeling sorry for yourself, or are you going to get out there and save your country?
Johnny English: I'm going to sit in the flat.