| Brian Rix |
Barry Ovis MP |
| Leslie Phillips |
Sir William 'Billy' Mannering-Brown MP |
| Joan Sims |
Lady 'Birdie' Mannering-Brown |
| Joanna Lumley |
Gisele Parkyn |
| Peter Bland |
Inspector Ruff |
| Derek Royle |
Wilfred Potts MP |
| Katy Manning |
Damina |
| Myra Frances |
Jean |
| Derek Griffiths |
Johnny |
| Barrie Gosney |
Police Sergeant |
| Anita Graham |
Wendy |
| Diane Langton |
Angie |
| Nicola Rowley |
Donna |
| Arnold Diamond |
Priest |
| Peter Greenwell |
1st Party Guest |
| Corbet Woodall |
Newsreader |
| Louisa Martin |
Principal Bridesmaid |
| Aubrey Woods |
T.V. Chairman |
| Harvey Hall |
Thorogood |
| Gabrielle Daye (as Gabrielle Day) |
Elderly Lady |
| Peter Cellier |
Attorney General |
| David Battley |
Country Yokel |