| Irene Handl |
Lady Bovington |
| Alfie Bass |
Kelly |
| Mary Millington |
Sue |
| Bob Todd |
Vicar |
| Tommy Godfrey |
Norman Blitt |
| Ken Parry |
Podsnap |
| Norman Vaughan |
Pier Performer |
| Suzy Mandel (as Suzy Mandell) |
Rena |
| Sue Longhurst |
Christina |
| Rita Webb |
Madame Rita |
| Queenie Watts |
Café Owner |
| Jerry Lorden |
Rodney |
| Henry McGee |
Deputy Prime Minister |
| Valentine Dyall |
Minister of Finance |
| Michael Logan |
Minister |
| Derek Aylward |
Sir Geoffrey |
| Cardew Robinson |
McIvor |
| Thick Wilson |
Mr Wilson 'Fat Man' |
| Talfryn Thomas |
Nosegay |
| George Harrison Marks |
Cornelius Clapworthy |
| Ronald Fraser |
Slasher |
| Toni Harrison Marks |
Miss Dingle |
| Dennis Ramsden |
Minister |
| Michael Balfour |
Nosher |
| Deirdre Costello (as Diedre Costello) |
Blousy Blonde |
| Isabella Rye |
Miss Denise |
| Bill Maxam (as Billy Maxim) |
Welks Man |
| Josephine Harrison Marks |
Trixie the Brownie |
| Suzette St. Clair (as Suzette St. Claire) |
Tina |
| Penny Chisholm |
Tess |
| Pat Astley (as Pat Ashley) |
Josie |
| Nicola Austin |
Toni |
| Marta Gillot |
Petrina |
| Anna Bergman |
Nanette |
| Mireille Allonville |
Michelle |
| Suzette Sangallo |
Patsy 'The Amazon' |
| Sonia Svenberger (as Sonia) |
Mandy |
| Milton Reid |
Bouncer |
| Howard Nelson |
Mr Benjamin |
| Lisa Taylor |
Sir Geoffrey's Lover |
| Gordon Hickman |
Mandy's Lover |
| Tara Lynn |
Auditioning Stripper |
| Susie Silvey (as Suzie Sylvie) |
Bikini Girl |
| John Denny |
Himself (Voice) |