| Kenneth Williams |
Captain Fearless |
| Bernard Cribbins |
Midshipman Albert Poop-Decker |
| Juliet Mills |
Sally |
| Charles Hawtrey |
Walter Sweetley |
| Donald Houston |
First Officer Jonathan Howett |
| Percy Herbert |
Angel |
| Jim Dale |
Sedan Chair Carrier |
| Patrick Cargill |
Don Luis |
| Cecil Parker |
First Sea Lord |
| Ed Devereaux |
Hook |
| Peter Gilmore |
Roger the Pirate Captain |
| George Woodbridge |
Ned |
| Ian Wilson |
Old Sedan Chair Carrier |
| Jimmy Thompson |
Nelson |
| Anton Rodgers |
Hardy |
| Michael Nightingale |
Town Crier |
| Frank Forsyth |
Second Sea Lord |
| Barrie Gosney |
Coachdriver |
| John Brooking |
Third Sea Lord |
| Jan Muzurus |
Captain of the Guard |
| Vivian Ventura |
Secretary |
| Marianne Stone |
1st Woman in Dirty Dick's |
| Dorinda Stevens |
2nd Woman in Dirty Dick's |