| Kenneth Williams |
Ambassador Emile Prevert |
| Kenneth Connor |
Leyland |
| Joan Sims |
Mrs. Dangle |
| Jack Douglas |
Lyons |
| Peter Butterworth |
Richmond |
| Larry Dann |
Theodore Valentine |
| Suzanne Danielle |
Emmannuelle Prevert |
| Beryl Reid |
Mrs. Valentine |
| Henry McGee |
Harold Hump |
| Victor Maddern |
Man in Launderette |
| Merlin Ward (as Guy Ward) |
Dandy |
| Dino Shafeek |
Customs Officer |
| Eric Barker |
Ancient General |
| Joan Benham |
Cynical Lady |
| James Fagan |
Concorde Steward |
| Malcolm Johns |
Sentry |
| Albert Moses |
Doctor |
| Robert Dorning |
Prime Minister |
| Steve Plytas |
Arabian Ambassador |
| Michael Nightingale |
Police Commissioner |
| Claire Davenport |
Closet Queen of Camden Town |
| Bruce Boa |
US Ambassador |
| Lyn Rees (as Llewellyn Rees) |
Lord Chief Justice |
| Jack Lynn |
Admiral of the Fleet |
| Norman Mitchell |
Drunken Husband |
| Tricia Newby |
Nurse |
| Deborah Brayshaw |
French Buxom Blonde |
| John Carlin |
French Parson |
| Louise Burton |
Girl at Zoo |
| John Hallet |
Substitute Football Player |
| Gertan Klauber |
German Soldier |
| Suzanna East |
Colette |
| Howard Nelson |
Harry Hernia |
| Bruce Wyllie |
Football Referee |
| Marianne Maskell |
Maternity Nurse |
| Philip Clifton |
Injured Footballer |
| Stanley McGeagh |
Journalist |
| Corbet Woodall |
ITN Newscaster |
| Neville Ware |
Second Reporter |
| Nick White |
Booked Footballer |
| Tim Brinton |
BBC Newscaster |
| Bill Hutchinson |
First Reporter |
| Jane Norman |
Third Reporter |
| Reuben Martin |
Gorilla |
| Kenneth Connor |
Harry Hernia (Voice) |