Daniel Cleaver: Doesn't everyone deserve a second chance? Hmm?
Bridget: Except Hitler.
Darcy: As a matter of fact, I have a question to ask you.
Bridget: Okay. As long as it's not, "Will you marry me?" [chuckles. Mark looks devastated]
Bridget: Oh, God... It is "Will you marry me?"
Darcy: Well, I'm not going to say it now.
Bridget: No, no, no! Just wait! [runs back to the door]
Darcy: The moment's gone, Bridget.
Bridget: We've just come out into the corridor and you say, "I've got a question to ask you" and then I don't say anything! And you say...
Darcy: [pause] Bridget Jones, will you marry me?
I spent the night with a gorgeous Thai girl who turned out to be a gorgeous Thai boy!Daniel Cleaver (Hugh Grant)
Friends: they spend years trying to find you a boyfriend, but the moment you get one, they instantly tell you to dump him!Bridget Jones (Renée Zellweger)
I truly believe that happiness is possible... even when you're thirty-three and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls.Bridget Jones (Renée Zellweger)
Darcy: [answers the phone] Hello?
Bridget: It's me. Just wondered how you are.
Darcy: I'm fine thanks. Everything alright with you?
Bridget: Fine, though, er, I've just had a rather graphic shag flashback. You do have a genuinely gorgeous bottom.
Darcy: Right, well, thank you. I'm actually with the Mexican Ambassador just at the moment and the Head of Amnesty International and the Under Secretary for Trade and Industry and you're on speakerphone.
Bridget: Oh, right.