Natasha, this is Bridget Jones. Bridget, this is Natasha. Bridget works in a publishing house and she used to play around naked in my paddling pool.Mark Darcy (Colin Firth)
Mother, I do not need a blind date. Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster who drinks like a fish, smokes like a chimney, and dresses like her mother.Mark Darcy (Colin Firth)
You'll never get a boyfriend if you look like you wandered out of Auschwitz.Bridget's Mum (Gemma Jones)
I've been going crazy. I can't stop thinking about you, and thinking about what an idiot I've been. Christ, is that blue soup?Daniel Cleaver (Hugh Grant)
It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.Bridget Jones (Renée Zellweger)
Tom: "Whose side are we on?"
Shazzer: "Mark's of course. He never dumped Bridget for some naked American."
Bridget: "But he did shag Daniel's fiancée and left him broken-hearted."
Tom: "You're right, it's a tough one to call."
This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers.Bridget Jones (Renée Zellweger)