Tuumble

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OFFICIAL PROFILE

Born just beyond the realms of possibility in a semi-detached portaloo on Wapping High Street.

Married with 3 wives, I work in a sweat shop in Abu-Dhabi to hekp fund my mother's lobotomy operation.

I am a keen supporter of good corsets and donate regularly at the local sperm bank (Anchorage).

TRUE PROFILE

I was born during the period when England were world cup holders and the Beatles were still together. As that means I've now turned 40 I believe I deserve a break...just above the left elbow.

Some random nougats of information include running four London Marathons which terrifyingly meant that I had to meet Mr Motivator. I've had Ray Galton of Galton & Simpson fame make me a coffee in his kitchen and have walked across glowing hot coals at a Tony Robbins seminar.

I've also had the unpleasant sensation of a wasp in my mouth which occurred during my first visit to my in-laws and necessitated me spitting beer across their patio.

Most Recent Forum Posts

• 10th Sep 2010, 04:32pm: Status report.
• 10th Sep 2010, 03:40pm: A revelation about a screenplay I once wrote
• 10th Sep 2010, 12:37pm: The all-in-one consolidatory football thread
• 09th Sep 2010, 11:19pm: Status report.
• 09th Sep 2010, 10:59pm: A revelation about a screenplay I once wrote
• 09th Sep 2010, 10:56pm: Status report.
• 09th Sep 2010, 10:22pm: Status report.
• 09th Sep 2010, 10:07pm: A revelation about a screenplay I once wrote
• 09th Sep 2010, 01:18pm: Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you
• 09th Sep 2010, 01:16pm: I read the news today oh boy!

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