Frame 25: Disease - A mystery illness has infected everyone involved in the snooker podcast but foolishly they all decide to proceed with the match. And it's a dull, snot-splattered, cough-filled half an hour which might well infect you if you are foolish enough to listen. Me1s wife has put up a Christmas tree in the Shepherd's Bush Quadrilateral, which is only going to impede play (what's more important here? Christmas or self-playing snooker), but suspensions have been served and maybe it's time to get back to what this podcast is all about, finding out which of two loosely defined and fairly arbitrary characters played by the same person is the best at snooker. There's thrills, but no spills. Did one of the players steal Richard Herring's identity and money? You will not find out the answer today.

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