WARNING! NOT AS GOOD AS LAST WEEK'S! In our 93rd podcast, we drift back into mediocrity after last week's unexpected peak of hilarity based upon the writings of a nine-year-old boy. This week, dozy on pear cider - and in Richard's case, "a couple" beforehand, like Christmas has come early or something - we go old school and sift through pages and pages of news, important and unimportant, like the sailors who accidentally sailed into Iran, the golfer who accidentally sailed into a cocktail waiter and the lookalike of Simon Cowell who accidentally sailed onto the front cover of the tear-powered Daily Mail.

[Oh, and we forgot to take our photo afterwards, which is why Richard only appears in puppet form in this one. He's probably sleeping it off somewhere on a bed of five-star reviews.]

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