Armed with a brand new, Marvin's-head-style external microphone that actually seems to work and a pot of actually quite disgusting Jelly Beans, we selflessly produce an audiophile-friendly Collings & Herrin Podcast despite having to hit the ground running and record in the brief hour-long window between Andrew coming off air at 6 Music and Richard gallivanting to The Infidel premiere.

In it, we mainly discuss the fact that Andrew is better than Richard because he has been in the studio audience of a recording of Have I Got News For You, while Richard has only been on it. There is even time, after the interminable list of coffee-and-cake donors, and the necessary plugs for any other business, to cover Weekend At Bernie's II, the fact that Richard's Dad fancies Professor Brian Cox, the exact nature of the prelude to a heart attack, and the Mooncup. Tell us what you think of the sound quality. No, really. We invite it. You will have to listen to find out what the funny, improvised joke "Dyin' Air" means. Put it in the show.

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