Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps. Image shows from L to R: Louise (Kathryn Drysdale), Jonny Keogh (Ralf Little), Donna Henshaw (Natalie Casey), Janet (Sheridan Smith), Gary 'Gaz' Wilkinson (Will Mellor). Copyright: BBC
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

  • TV sitcom
  • BBC Three / BBC Two / BBC Choice
  • 2001 - 2011
  • 79 episodes (9 series)

Sitcom following the lives and loves of a group of twenty-somethings in Runcorn, an industrial town in the North of England. Stars Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Sheridan Smith, Kathryn Drysdale, Ralf Little and more.

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Series 3, Episode 10 - Schluballybub

Janet thinks that she has fallen out of love with Jonny. Gaz and Donna have a serious row, too.

Further details

Janet thinks that she has fallen out of love with Jonny. The warmth seems to have gone from their relationship. She tries to talk to him, but Jonny is as ever cheerfully oblivious and a bit thick.

Louise and David have an argument when he gives her a plant to nurture, as "a trust exercise". She kills it on purpose, tells him he's a pretentious drongo, and storms off.

Gaz and Donna have a serious row, too. Gaz has a sensitive problem in the bottom area and jumps to the conclusion that Donna has given him warts. She hasn't - it's only piles, for goodness sake - but by then Donna has already moved out in protest at being called a "rancid vessel".

Two lonely people - Donna and David - bump into each other. David offers Donna a drink. Will they repeat that one-night-stand?

Meanwhile, Janet has come to a conclusion about her engagement to Jonny. In tears, she packs her bags and leaves the flat...

Broadcast details

Date
Sunday 27th April 2003
Time
9pm
Channel
BBC Three
Length
30 minutes

Repeats

Show past repeats

Date Time Channel
Wednesday 16th October 2013 10:40pm VIVA
Thursday 17th October 2013 1:00am VIVA
Wednesday 6th November 2013 10:40pm VIVA
Thursday 7th November 2013 1:00am VIVA
Tuesday 26th November 2013 10:40pm VIVA
Wednesday 27th November 2013 1:00am VIVA
Monday 16th December 2013 10:40pm VIVA
Tuesday 17th December 2013 1:00am VIVA
Thursday 16th January 2014 10:40pm VIVA
Friday 17th January 2014 1:00am VIVA
Wednesday 5th February 2014 10:40pm CC Extra
Thursday 6th February 2014 1:00am CC Extra
Tuesday 25th February 2014 10:40pm VIVA
Wednesday 26th February 2014 1:00am VIVA
Sunday 6th April 2014 12:40am VIVA
Sunday 6th April 2014 10:40pm VIVA
Monday 12th May 2014 10:40pm VIVA
Tuesday 13th May 2014 1:00am VIVA
Thursday 17th July 2014 10:40pm VIVA
Friday 18th July 2014 1:00am VIVA
Monday 1st September 2014 12:00am Comedy Central
Thursday 18th September 2014 10:00pm VIVA
Friday 19th September 2014 12:20am VIVA
Sunday 21st September 2014 12:40am VIVA
Monday 22nd September 2014 12:00am VIVA
Wednesday 26th November 2014 10:00pm VIVA
Thursday 27th November 2014 12:20am VIVA
Tuesday 2nd July 2019 11:20pm Gold
Wednesday 3rd July 2019 2:35am Gold
Thursday 10th October 2019 10:40pm Gold
Friday 11th October 2019 1:00am Gold
Saturday 12th November 2022 9:00pm BBC3
Sunday 13th November 2022 12:40am BBC3
Saturday 22nd April 2023 11:15pm BBC3
Sunday 23rd April 2023 3:00am BBC3
Saturday 9th September 2023 10:00pm BBC3
Sunday 10th September 2023 2:45am BBC3
Thursday 23rd November 2023 10:40pm Dave
Saturday 20th January 2024 11:35pm BBC3
Sunday 21st January 2024 2:35am BBC3

Cast & crew

Cast
Natalie Casey Donna Henshaw
Will Mellor Gary 'Gaz' Wilkinson
Sheridan Smith Janet
Kathryn Drysdale Louise
Ralf Little Jonny Keogh
Beverley Callard Flo Henshaw
Jonathon Dutton David
Writing team
Susan Nickson Writer
Paul Mayhew-Archer Script Editor
Production team
Gareth Carrivick Director
Stephen McCrum Producer
Sophie Clarke-Jervoise Executive Producer
Mark Lawrence Editor
Harry Banks Production Designer
Christian Henson Composer

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