Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
- TV sitcom
- BBC Three / BBC Two / BBC Choice
- 2001 - 2011
- 79 episodes (9 series)
Sitcom following the lives and loves of a group of twenty-somethings in Runcorn, an industrial town in the North of England. Stars Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Sheridan Smith, Kathryn Drysdale, Ralf Little and more.
- Series 5, Episode 11 repeated tomorrow at 1:55am on Dave
- Streaming rank this week: 1,823
Episode menu
Series 1, Episode 3 - Bone With The Wind
Further details
Flo wants her daughter Donna to move out but Donna isn't budging. Gaz thinks she has other ideas when he finds her toothbrush has moved into his flat. When Donna leaves her cup on his table, uses his razor and finishes his crossword, Gaz is convinced that she's 'merging'.
Meanwhile Janet thinks that Jonny doesn't fancy her anymore. Donna reassures her that Jonny is not supposed to fancy her anymore because they've been together so long. Somehow these words fail to comfort Janet. She plans a surprise meal for Jonny - hoping to lure him back using the age-old tradion of 'turnip swan carving' and some new lingerie from Gossards.
Jonny misinterprets Janet's knicker-buying spree and is convinced that she's 'riding the love train to Cheatsville' with an Italian hunk. How to rectify this problem? Jonny decides to give 'Pedro' a good bashing with his weapon of choice - eggs in a sock.
All is right with the world when Jonny finds out the meal is for him and proves to Janet that he does fancy her. After all, who picks her up off the pavement on Friday nights and holds her hair back when she's being sick?
Louise is also having man trouble. She fancies a guy called Kev who is, in Janets' words, 'camper than a row of tents with gay men in them, sniffing poppers'. Louise sets out to prove them wrong. When she fails, she rejoices in being a fag-hag instead. For every cloud...
Broadcast details
- Date
- Monday 12th March 2001
- Time
- 9:30pm
- Channel
- BBC Two
- Length
- 30 minutes
Repeats
Show past repeats
Date | Time | Channel |
---|---|---|
Friday 15th April 2011 | 10:20pm | W |
Wednesday 9th May 2012 | 12:40am | W |
Wednesday 9th May 2012 | 11:25pm | W |
Saturday 27th October 2012 | 12:40am | W |
Thursday 22nd November 2012 | 12:40am | W |
Wednesday 9th January 2013 | 12:00am | W |
Thursday 24th January 2013 | 12:00am | W |
Tuesday 1st October 2013 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
Wednesday 2nd October 2013 | 12:20am | VIVA |
Monday 21st October 2013 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
Tuesday 22nd October 2013 | 12:20am | VIVA |
Monday 11th November 2013 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
Tuesday 12th November 2013 | 12:20am | VIVA |
Thursday 28th November 2013 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
Friday 29th November 2013 | 1:20am | VIVA |
Wednesday 18th December 2013 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
Thursday 19th December 2013 | 12:20am | VIVA |
Saturday 28th December 2013 | 12:20am | VIVA |
Friday 3rd January 2014 | 12:20am | VIVA |
Tuesday 21st January 2014 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
Wednesday 22nd January 2014 | 12:20am | VIVA |
Monday 10th February 2014 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
Tuesday 11th February 2014 | 12:20am | VIVA |
Wednesday 23rd April 2014 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
Thursday 24th April 2014 | 12:20am | VIVA |
Wednesday 2nd July 2014 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
Thursday 3rd July 2014 | 12:20am | VIVA |
Wednesday 6th August 2014 | 11:30pm | Comedy Central |
Thursday 7th August 2014 | 1:10am | Comedy Central |
Sunday 24th August 2014 | 12:00am | VIVA |
Sunday 24th August 2014 | 11:20pm | VIVA |
Monday 10th November 2014 | 10:40pm | VIVA |
Tuesday 11th November 2014 | 1:00am | VIVA |
Tuesday 3rd February 2015 | 11:40pm | VIVA |
Wednesday 5th June 2019 | 11:00pm | Gold |
Thursday 6th June 2019 | 1:20am | Gold |
Monday 23rd September 2019 | 10:20pm | Gold |
Tuesday 24th September 2019 | 3:15am | Gold |
Saturday 1st October 2022 | 10:00pm | BBC3 |
Saturday 18th March 2023 | 10:00pm | BBC3 |
Sunday 19th March 2023 | 2:35am | BBC3 |
Saturday 5th August 2023 | 10:30pm | BBC3 |
Sunday 6th August 2023 | 3:00am | BBC3 |
Thursday 21st September 2023 | 10:00pm | Dave |
Sunday 5th November 2023 | 11:00pm | Dave |
Saturday 30th December 2023 | 10:25pm | BBC3 |
Sunday 31st December 2023 | 2:05am | BBC3 |
Cast & crew
Natalie Casey | Donna Henshaw |
Will Mellor | Gary 'Gaz' Wilkinson |
Sheridan Smith | Janet |
Kathryn Drysdale | Louise |
Ralf Little | Jonny Keogh |
Beverley Callard | Flo Henshaw |
Mark Rice-Oxley | Kev |
Susan Nickson | Writer |
Paul Mayhew-Archer | Script Editor |
Gareth Carrivick | Director |
Stephen McCrum | Producer |
Sophie Clarke-Jervoise | Executive Producer |
Geoffrey Perkins | Executive Producer |
Jez Nightingale | Line Producer |
Mark Lawrence | Editor |
Harry Banks | Production Designer |
Tracey Gillham | Casting Director |
Leah Archer | Costume Designer |
Kerin Parfitt | Make-up Designer |
Dave Davey | Lighting Designer |
Christian Henson | Composer |
Nick Rae | 1st Assistant Director |