A girl Mark has had a crush on since university is launching her new book and he seizes the opportunity to see her. Some might call it stalking but to Mark endurance is the name of the game.

Having invented a reason to get her to the flat - a fictitious dinner party - things aren't looking good for Mark when she rings to ask if she can bring her husband.

Roping Jeremy and his friends in at the last minute to bolster numbers, the menu for the evening gets a stomach churning make-over, as does Mark.

But at the end of the night it's Jez who gets to have his cake and eat it when the truth about his new romance is revealed to all.