You know what they say. No man is an island.

What about the Isle of Man?

As me old dad used to say, "Just because Thora Hird can't climb stairs doesn't mean she's a Dalek"

Lee (Lee Mack)

I'm going to donate my body to science, keep my dad happy - he always wanted me to go to medical school.

Lee (Lee Mack)

It's not like turning on a tap.

Force it.

Alright, it's not like turning on a faucet.